Don't Get Mad At Me
Words and music by ShaneG

Got to wake up... Got to... Got to think about it
Deep think about it... Got to think about it
Got got... You got to wake up... you got to deep think about it
Got to think about it.

Can I get a witness?
If I quit, can I get a witness?
When I quit, I'll be free
That trouble and burden behind me.

There's just one thing...
My peers. What will they think?

Don't get mad at me.

Just quit! Yahey Yaha Hey. Yoho Yoho

Don't get mad at me
Because I quit.

Steelhead
Words and music by ShaneG

Well I came from up river and I moved out to sea
You may like to hunt, but you'll never catch me
It's that time of year I gotta get a little breeding action
And find a nice hen to itch my dissatisfaction

CHORUS:
Log jams (steelhead)
Deep pools (steelhead)
Boulder gardens (steelhead)
Steelhead holding water

All I really know is that you look hot pink
I wouldn't touch a farmed fish with a kitchen sink
I can smell the man on that pink wing bobber
Looking to my left there's just a juicy night crawler

CHORUS

Oh how I wish I wish you were here
In the river baby. The mighty mighty river

Take me down, take me to the river
And drop me off. Steelhead going up stream

Cool Aid
Words and music by ShaneG

They lined up in great big rows
Cool Aid cups and kids in tow
They stretched out and go'd to sleep
They didn't know their history

Stay alive and don't trust your leaders
You know it'll happen again
Stay alive and don't drink the Cool-Aid
You know it'll happen again
And again, and again, and again, and again

They'll do whatever he wants
Blind faith in a psychopath
Is your neighbor's friend a righteous zealot?
Watch their back, they'll need your help

Stay alive and don't trust your leaders
You know it'll happen again
Stay alive and don't drink the Cool-Aid
You know it'll happen again
And again, and again, and again, and again
As long as there's people

Some people want it all
Aint happy til they got it all
Some people want it all
Aint happy til they got it all
And again! (Stay Alive, stay alive)
And again! (Stay Alive, stay alive)
And again! (Stay Alive, stay alive)
And again! (Stay Alive, stay alive) Yeah!

Stay alive and don't trust your leaders
You know it'll happen again
Stay alive and don't drink the Cool-Aid
Ask questions. Ask questions. Ask questions. Ask questions.
Yeah!

Time To Change Your Name
Words and music by ShaneG

What would you do?
What would you do with a name like that?
You'd be no good.

Everybody knew the Crapson boys
And everybody knew that they were no good
Everybody knew the Crapson boys was no good

Everybody knew the Crapson dad
But no one knew where he was
Everybody knew the Crapson dad was no good

Everybody knew the Crapson mom
And everyone knew that she was all right
Everybody knew the Crapson mom was all right

Everybody knew the Crapson girl
And everyone knew that she was real good
Everybody knew the Crapson girl was real good

CHORUS:
Sometimes I wonder, would it be the same?
A rose is a rose, would it smell so sweet
If it had the Crapson name?
Paging Mr. Crapson... Time to change your name.

Everybody knew the Crapson boys
And everybody knows that Johnny Crapson shot my window out that day
Nearly Killed me.
What?
Nearly Killed me.
Oh.
And everybody knew the Crapson dad
But no one knew where he was
Everybody knew the Crapson dad was no good

The Boss
Words and music by ShaneG

Well everybody likes to sit back and tell me what to do.
It's like the world's favorite hobby is telling me what to do.
Oh, but someday I'll make a change
I'm gonna write a brand new page
And I'm gonna call the shots cause i'll be the boss

I'll never work nights and sometimes I won't work all day
On paydays I'll come early and collect my maximum wage
And if they have to poop or sneeze
They'll beg me "oh pretty please"
I'll say "well maybe later, but for now I'm the boss"

CHORUS:
I'll be the boss
And they're all gonna kiss my ass
Cause i'll be the boss

By 10:00 I'll go fishing, I'll expense all my company meals
B 1:00 I'll be golfing and closing great big deals
I'll have a clean pressed white shirt
And a secretary in a short skirt
And i'm gonna call the shots cause I'll be the boss.

Ya ever get the feeling like sometimes you're just a little underappreciated?
Seems like nobody even knows you're there unless something goes haywire
And then the boss has to come downstairs and he's really upset
because you interupted his solitaire game or something like that.
And he's gotta yell and scream. He calls it "constructive feedback"
That's bologna. You don't have to take that.
Next time he comes downstairs, you tell him this...
"You want it done like that so bad? Do it yourself!"

THE BALLAD OF BIG BAD BILL
Words and music by ShaneG

There's no way, i'm gonna type out all of those words... ;)

A-TOWN
Words and music by Quinn K Thompson

5/9/67
A-town.

THE BROWN LANTERN
Words and music by Quinn K Thomphson

In A-town there's a tavern that we all love
Groovy cats throwing back tall fresh cold ones
Let's see you got Pepsi Nick, Al Tims, Pinball Matt
Who's the owner? Dave Yoder, Yeah I love his baseball hat

Buy a pitcher, funny jokes.
9:00 Everybody smokes
Voodoo Spoon playin tonight. Yeah, the'yre up soon.

Josh, Andrew, Tanya, Robert, and Jesse

Try this new import. Jumpin jiminee what a thrill
Turned around and bump into baby doll and Dr. Jill

Al, Cheryl, Amy, and Buttercup
Rasta Brian walks in "Hey. Yo. Wassup?"

People dancin, people laughin flew in from the Bering
Jabronie drank so much, turned into pickled herring.

Mike and Mike and Mike and Mike
Mike and Mike and Mike and Tom.

Ballad of the Brown Lantern. Ballad of the Brown Lantern.
Battling the Brown Lantern. Battling the Brown Lantern.

C'mon!
Fletcher.
Stephen Starr.

THAT SUITS ME
Words and music by ShaneG

Jack Valenti wears those hypocrite boots - That suits me
Jack Valenti wears those hypocrite boots - That suits me
Jack Valenti wears those hypocrite boots
If you don't mind, he'll step them on you - That suits me

If this aint Fanny Alger, I don't know - That suits me
If this aint Fanny Alger, I don't know - That suits me
If this aint Fanny Alger, I don't know
But I never have had such a love before - And that Suits me

Well suing those fans you'd better stop - That suits me
Don't you sue them fans just let them be- That suits me
Don't you sue them fans just let them be
It aint no crime to own an MP3 - That suits me

If this aint Fanny Alger, I don't know - That suits me
If this aint Fanny Alger, I don't know - That suits me
If this aint Fanny Alger, I don't know
But I never have had such a love before - And that Suits me

Jack Valenti like a snake in the grass - That suits me
Jack Valenti like a snake in the grass - That suits me
Jack Valenti like a snake in the grass
He's always on Fanny Alger's back - That suits me

That butt rock music's coming back - That suits me
That butt rock music's coming back - That suits me
That butt rock music's coming back
You can grow that great big mullet back - That suits me

If this aint Fanny Alger, I don't know - That suits me
If this aint Fanny Alger, I don't know - That suits me
Well, if this aint Fanny Alger, I don't know
But I never have had such a love before - And that Suits me

Vodka
Words and music by ShaneG

Don't care what the doctor says
Don't care about my health
Only drink it when i'm with someone
Or by myself

Vodka

I looked out the window and what did I see?
I saw a Smirnoff truck looking at me
Spring has brought me such a nice surprise
Vodka right before my eyes
I can take an armful and make a treat
A vodka treat that would smell so sweet
Spring has brought me such a nice surprise
Vodka....eyes....

I love it so much...
Love it, hug it, kiss it, marry it!

Big Store
Words and music by ShaneG

Big store, cheap skates, concrete eyesore
Sweat shop, indentured servants run the store
Those Pinkerton thugs are taking our money
And shipping it all away.
Low prices, low wages. Man we'll have to pay.
Always low prices, always low wages.
Spend your money. See how it leaves us?

Cause Wal-Mart says they don't, but they do it
They're taking all our shopping choices away
You thought you could put it in your carpet bag
But we've had enough you scallywags
This town aint yours and i swear it's gonna stay.

Wal-Mart: STAY OUT!! We'll try to make it clear
We mean it. Don't build it. You're store's not welcome here
Shoppers getting organized. Aint gonna take it no more
Until the workers can unionize, we aint going in your store
Low prices, Low wages.
Spend your money, see how it leaves us?

Cause Wal-Mart says they don't, but they do it
They're cramming all those little kids into factories
You though you could put it in your carpet bag
But we're not for sale you scallywags
This town aint yours and i swear you're gonna burn.

(Ripping Horn Solo)

Cause Wal-Mart says they don't, but they do it
They're taking all our shopping choices away
You thought you could put it in your carpet bag
But we're not for sale. We're taking it back
This town aint yours and i swear it's gonna stay.

We'll shop a little less, pay a little more
You can tear it down, or we'll do it for you
We don't need your economy.

Another Song About Katrina
Words and music by ShaneG

The weather man's jumpin right out of his skin
Everyone's watchin the CNN
Hang on
Mayor sez people's get out of your homes
Everyone's going to the Super Dome
Hang on
You just line up like cattle before the rain
I'd hate to be poor down in New Orleans

Katrina's bearing down Warp Factor 5
Reporter got smashed by a Marriott sign
And I seen all them people down in ol' Mobile
They gotta get some food
If they beg it, borrow it, or steal

Georgie sez "Brownie, you're making me proud"
But Brownie don't know ass from a hole in the ground
Hang on
Pressure's on, it's getting desperate
When Georgie takes charge you know what it means...
I'd hate to be poor down in New Orleans