You Don't Care What It's Called.

I'm singing about what I'm saying right now, and everything I'm saying is what this song is about. It's hard to sing when you're writing it down, and it's hard to sing when you're thinking out loud.

And this song is called "You Don't Care What It's Called." And it goes "You don't care what it's called, but even if you did I wouldn't have the chance to change it. Because it's already written and you're listening to it. Chances are you'll fast forward through it or talk real loud to your friend about cooking bacon.

So, how do you like the song so far? Are the words as dumb as I think they are? If you think it's one of the all-time worst, don't tell me, I wrote it. I knew that first.

Talk real loud to your friend about constipation.