Sooyside

Here's an ode to a band called Sooyside, they don't play much, they've all died. They had a great gimmick when they went stageside and a top ten song called "My counselor tried".

They only played once but they were so neat, till the end of their set we made a hasty retreat as they started in on their blockbuster feat. The coroner carried 'em away in a bloody white sheet. I can hear the crowd chant: "Yay to the band called Sooyside! We want an encore, but you've all died."

Everything was cool and if nothing went wrong they'd have a set about ten songs long at the end they'd have this climactic song, they'd kill themselves & we'd all go home.

Their parents were there and they were so proud that their kids had killed themselves on stage so loud. And I can see them on their own little cloud opening for Elvis and the holy shroud.

And I can hear the angels shout "Yay to the band called Sooyside! We want an encore now that you've all died."