Salad Bar Psycho

When He was young his mommy cried and held his little head.
One of these days you'll be alone, cause your mommy will be dead.
But he never dreamed it would come to that, it would never go that far.
But, when he was six, his mom was grabbed by a killer salad bar!

Now he's a salad bar psycho cause his mom is dead.
Lettuce just say he's a cabbage head.
I read about him last week in the Star
He's the nut who's got a beef with a salad bar.

When he got older, he would hear things,
things that were not there.
Voices from beyond the grave saying "Wear clean underwear!"

When he got older he got a gun,
and he got himself a car.
He was going cross country, had a score to settle
with a killer salad bar.

Momma had a baby and it's head popped off!

Heading across the highway with bleeding radishes on his mind.
He met a man with a bible who said "Prayer is what you need to find
15 minutes a day will save you from a life of crime"
Psycho shot him in the head and said "I haven't got the time.
Cause I'm a salad bar psycho cause my mom is dead!
A vegilante hero, cause the T.V. said.
Don't mess with me whoever you are
I'll shoot you dead like a salad bar."

A dingo stole my baby.
Let him go now.
Hey!
What?