Rose

After all this time, I had to let you go.
And I'm sorry that it's through
but I'm happier to know...
that you will tell the world that you were once with me.
But when our time had come, I had to set you free.

Now sorrow is as sweet as as parting
but, nothing is sweeter than when I'm farting.
And when another takes your place,
maybe I'll fart on my brother's face.

When I passed you in the hallway today, everyone stared 'cause they knew we were together.
But I didn't care. I was proud of the special moments we had together developing our unique relationship.

So let them laugh, and let them point.
And let them cover their nose
Cause to me you're not old saurkraut...
You're as sweet as a rose.

When the smoke had cleared and the clouds had parted,
I stood up proud and shouted "I just farted!"
"Come on baby finish what we started"
you said "Shut up dood cause Sammy Hagar is retarted"