If I died.

What would you do if I suddenly died?
Would you cry a lot or feel happy inside?
Would you find the time to bury me?
Or would you grind me up and make coffee?

What would you do if I went away?
Would you call your mom and your dad and say
"The funniest thing happened today
Shane bought the farm, but he forgot to pay."

If I suddenly went away.
If I were to die today.

What would you do if I wrecked my car?
Would you laugh so hard that your side got sore?
Would you tell your friends I was such a bore
then change my will so you get more?

Who's gonna love ya when ya die, baby?