Brian

The neighbor kids come over and ask if Brian can play.
His mom says "I'm sorry kids, but Brian won't be out today
Because Brian is in the bathroom, by the toilet down on his knees.
Brian's throwing up breakfast and shaking with the D.T.s."

Oh and I laugh at the things I've done
I wish the straight kids could have fun.
While they all blame society,
I blame sobriety.

His teachers told his parents he was leading a twisted life
'Cause every time the kids would play house,
Brian would beat his wife.
While some kids were building tree forts,
Brian was building stihls.
Brian drank like a fish so much,
He started growing gills.

They tried all sorts of counseling.
Group therapy and all that junk.
But A.A. never did him no good
'Cause he always showed up drunk.

words by Boday