Alf!

I was in a rush to meet some friends.
(No biggy biggy now no biggy biggy)
when a bus pulled out in front of my Mercedes Benz.
(ooh that's a no no now ooh that's a no no)
I looked in the bus and to my dismay.
(Oh, this is scary now oh super scary)
At the back of the bus was a satanic A!

ALF!

Scared for my life, I don't know what will happen
(Take a left up here now take a big left)
Better put on my blinker & see if I can pass 'em
(That's a good idea way to think chief.)
Cars comin the other way, I better get back.
(I think you could have made it, but now we'll never know)
I can't put up with much more of this crap!

It's that damn job corps bus it's goin slow in front of us
Unlawful to pass em when red lights are flashing
I hate that bus with a total passion.

The coast is clear, I'll try to get by.
(Go for it buddy, now go for it buddy)
I'll just turn on my signal and give it a try.
(Give it a try, just give it a try)
As I pass I swear I won't look in.
(better not look in, no better not look in)
A fat zitty mug and a scruffy chin!

Alf!

They're speeding up so I can't get around them
(You were speeding up, now they're speeding up now)
Almost to the party I guess I'll just back off.
(Back off or pass 'em, back off or pass 'em)
Boy that bus is loaded with the whole damn crew!
(Can't fit no more, no can't fit no more)
What?! They're invited to the party too!!

words by jerry steamer